How NOT To Play Pocket Aces (A Fish's tail)

Put witty827 on all your buddy lists, fellas... check this out:

***** Hand History for Game 2904837456 *****
NL Texas Hold'em $20 Buy-in + $2 Entry Fee Trny:16734670 Level:2 Blinds(15/30) - Thursday, October 20, 14:15:30 EDT 2005
Table Table 67496 (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Total number of players : 10
Seat 1: Lamit591 ( $725 )
Seat 2: fasted4868 ( $630 )
Seat 3: witty827 ( $775 )
Seat 5: bigredshoes ( $680 )
Seat 6: SFDP5 ( $445 )
Seat 7: TAR4225 ( $1320 )
Seat 8: MULuke04 ( $745 )
Seat 9: Kali_King ( $710 )
Seat 10: BigHeeb91 ( $1240 )
Seat 4: GutBustinG ( $730 )
Trny:16734670 Level:2
Blinds(15/30)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to BigHeeb91 [ Qc 2d ]
GutBustinG folds.
bigredshoes folds.
SFDP5 folds.
TAR4225 raises [60].
MULuke04 folds.
Kali_King folds.
BigHeeb91 folds.
Lamit591 calls [60].
fasted4868 folds.
witty827 calls [30].
** Dealing Flop ** [ 4c, Ks, 6c ]
witty827 checks.
TAR4225 checks.
Lamit591 checks.
** Dealing Turn ** [ Qd ]
witty827 bets [125].
TAR4225 calls [125].
Lamit591 folds.
** Dealing River ** [ 2s ]
witty827 bets [150].
TAR4225 calls [150].
witty827 shows [ As, Ad ] a pair of aces.
TAR4225 shows [ Kh, Qh ] two pairs, kings and queens.
TAR4225 wins 745 chips from the main pot with two pairs, kings and queens.

He Calls, checks, calls, calls. Damn near the worst play with pocket aces I have ever seen.


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On a funnier note, here's an entry from Dr Pauly's Tao of a Poker Blog:

"Last night after I completed my work for the day, I played at the Bellagio. I sat down for two hours at a $8/$16 table... I sat next to the "cool guy toughster" who sported a barb wire tattoo and wore shades at the table. He looked like a total idiot but was actually a nice guy. Always get to know the person sitting to your left. Ask plenty of questions if you can. The better profile you can come up with, the better your chances of knowing if you have a fish, a maniac, or a rock sitting next to you."

Haha.. if I didn't know better, I'd say the guy was sitting next to White. But, it's not like White has played the 8-16 game at the Bellagio recently... oh wait.

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So I got my MGM offer in the mail yesterday... Weeknights for $60 weekends for $100. 2 complimentary buffets and $50 in gaming chips (I called the hotel and they are not good for the poker room)

The offer is good thru December 29... So fellas, anytime you guys wanna go away for another weekend, I'm game.