Donkeys at Pechanga, Donkeys online...

So I thought I would try out these new 5 table multis...

#Game No : 3774449030
***** Hand History for Game 3774449030 *****
NL Texas Hold'em Trny:21165398 Level:1
Blinds(20/40) - Sunday, March 19, 02:26:48 ET
Table 5 - Table(638670) Table #4 (Real Money)
Seat 7 is the button
Total number of players : 8
Seat 1: RicoRetardo ( $2060 )
Seat 2: NoBlackAces ( $1920 )
Seat 3: b1andbtwo ( $1900 )
Seat 4: STOCKOWM ( $1720 )
Seat 5: tk42schleg ( $4160 )
Seat 7: StuUngerMan ( $1940 )
Seat 8: kiska1225 ( $2360 )
Seat 10: BIGkeeker ( $3940 )
Trny:21165398 Level:1Blinds(20/40)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to NoBlackAces [ Th Ts ]
RicoRetardo folds.
NoBlackAces calls [40].
b1andbtwo folds.
STOCKOWM folds.
tk42schleg folds.
StuUngerMan folds.
kiska1225 calls [20].
BIGkeeker raises [85].
NoBlackAces calls [85].
kiska1225 calls [85].
** Dealing Flop ** [ 3d, Qs, 6h ]
kiska1225 checks.
BIGkeeker bets [225].
NoBlackAces calls [225].
kiska1225 folds.
** Dealing Turn ** [ Qh ]
BIGkeeker bets [434].
NoBlackAces raises [1000].
BIGkeeker calls [566].
** Dealing River ** [ Jc ]
BIGkeeker bets [606].
NoBlackAces is all-In [570]
BIGkeeker shows [ Jd, As ] two pairs, queens and jacks.
NoBlackAces shows [ Th, Ts ] two pairs, queens and tens.
BIGkeeker wins 36 chips from side pot #1 with two pairs, queens and jacks.
BIGkeeker wins 3965 chips from the main pot with two pairs, queens and jacks.
Player NoBlackAces finished in 41 place

Once again, I make a GREAT read by calling his continuation bet on the flop then rasing the turn and the donkey gets unbelievably lucky and hits his card on the river. Why do the donkeys always seem to get paid off? Oh well... I guess it keeps them comming back for more and over the long run, I will win more of those hands than I lose.

I'm gonna try to qualify for the WSOP again Sunday. I'll be on all day if anybody cares to join me.

Met RiverRat at Pechanga last night. We were both waiting for our 8-16 seat when we got moved right next to each other at a pretty social 4-8 game. We both passed on our seats when our names were called and opted for a more "fun" night than "profitable".

I was pretty much up and down for the majority of the night. I picked up 2 big hands all night. Both pocket kings and both times in EP of a killpot. Oh, did I mention each time I had less than $40 in front of me? Yah, the important thing is that I won both pots but I couldn't maximize my profits because the first time I ran out of money on the turn and the second time I was all-in on the flop.

Got dealt AK at least 6 times and each time I completely missed my flop. I won about $200 with pocket 6s and 8-6 suited, but must have lost more than that with AK.

Interesting hand came up involving RiverRat and a black dude in seat 6 wearing sunglasses (yes, at the 4-8 table). RR raised PF and bet every street with what I think was a mid pocket pair. Of course an Ace hits the flop, but like the champ he is, RR keeps betting. Anyways, the Shaft wannabe calls him all the way down to the river. RR throws out an $8 river bet and this jackass flips his cards up and exposes them to the table BEFORE announcing call, puts them on the table in front of him and the dealer places her hand on them. As she is pulling them away, he announces his call and puts his chips into the pot. I spoke up and correctly pointed out that his hand was dead as it had been mucked and the dealer had touched the cards. The rule specifically states: "You must protect your own hand at all times. Your cards may be protected with your hands, a chip, or other object placed on top of them. If you fail to protect your hand, you will have no redress if it becomes fouled or the dealer accidentally kills it."

Anyways, after I pointed this out, RR still did the honerable thing and folded his hand, allowing the chump to scoop the pot. Then he had the nerve to say to me across the table that I need to shut up and I have been running my mouth non-stop since I got to the table. Ohhhhhhhh I wanted to comment about his sunglasses SOOOO BAAAAD but I refrained and bit my tongue. We later got involved in a hand where I picked up AK from MP, raised into his BB and he called all the way down with an underpair. Couldn't believe it. Of course, I never hit my cards and he scooped that pot, too. Oh yah. He did get up and hit the ATM machine no less than 3 times, eventually leaving broke. Probably lost about $700 or so in a 4-8 game. What a donkey.

Overall, I enjoyed RR's company and made some new friends at the table. Session outcome = -$115