Another "Hellmuthian moment" brought to you by yours truly

PokerStars Game #12740705753: Tournament #64646842, $12+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2007/10/20 - 13:52:02 (ET)
Table '64646842 2' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: ALEXBRONK (280 in chips)
Seat 3: BigHeeb91 (2795 in chips)
Seat 5: jcs11204 (1695 in chips)
Seat 6: zambiaod (4955 in chips)
BigHeeb91: posts small blind 50
jcs11204: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to BigHeeb91 [Ad Ac]
zambiaod: calls 100
ALEXBRONK: folds
BigHeeb91: raises 300 to 400
jcs11204: calls 300
zambiaod: folds
*** FLOP *** [Qh 9s 4h]
BigHeeb91: bets 2395 and is all-in
jcs11204: calls 1295 and is all-in
jcs11204 said, "nh"
*** TURN *** [Qh 9s 4h] [4d]
*** RIVER *** [Qh 9s 4h 4d] [7h]
BigHeeb91 said, "jeezus"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
BigHeeb91: shows [Ad Ac] (two pair, Aces and Fours)
jcs11204: shows [Ah 4s] (three of a kind, Fours)
jcs11204 said, "1 love"
jcs11204 collected 3490 from pot
BigHeeb91 said, "what a TERRIBLE call"
BigHeeb91 said, "TERRIBLE"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3490 Rake 0 Board [Qh 9s 4h 4d 7h]
Seat 1: ALEXBRONK (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: BigHeeb91 (small blind) showed [Ad Ac] and lost with two pair, Aces and Fours
Seat 5: jcs11204 (big blind) showed [Ah 4s] and won (3490) with three of a kind, Fours
Seat 6: zambiaod folded before Flop
jcs11204 said, "i only play good cards"
BigHeeb91 said, "idiot"
jcs11204 said, "dont tilt"
jcs11204 said, "u still have NO CHANCE"
jcs11204 said, "HAHAHAHA"
jcs11204: folds
jcs11204 said, "****"
BigHeeb91 said, "not only are you a terrible player, your kid's ugly too"
jcs11204 said, "that hurt..."
jcs11204 said, "but dont be a scumbag"
jcs11204 said, "he died when he was 3 so just stop"
BigHeeb91 said, "dont be an idiot and call off all your chips like a donkey and hit a miracle"
jcs11204 said, "drop it"
BigHeeb91 said, "learn to fold"
BigHeeb91 said, "donkey"
jcs11204 said, "learn to take a bad beat"
BigHeeb91 said, "i play flawless poker and donkeys like you making horrible plays get all my chips"
BigHeeb91 said, "just SICK"
jcs11204 said, "shark scope me, im up 600 this week"
BigHeeb91 said, "ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
BigHeeb91 said, "by making HORRIBLE calls?"
BigHeeb91 said, "OBV"
jcs11204 said, "drop it"
BigHeeb91 said, "you fold JJ and call all in with bottom pair"
BigHeeb91 said, "idiot"
BigHeeb91 said, "there goes my chips"
BigHeeb91 said, "DONKEY"
BigHeeb91 said, "way to go"
PokerStars Game #12740774705: Tournament #64646842, $12+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2007/10/20 - 13:56:22 (ET)
Table '64646842 2' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: ALEXBRONK (260 in chips)
Seat 3: BigHeeb91 (800 in chips)
Seat 5: jcs11204 (1560 in chips)
Seat 6: zambiaod (7105 in chips)
zambiaod: posts small blind 50
ALEXBRONK: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to BigHeeb91 [6s Ac]
BigHeeb91 said, "time for you to get lucky again"
BigHeeb91: raises 700 to 800 and is all-in
jcs11204: raises 760 to 1560 and is all-in
zambiaod: folds
ALEXBRONK: calls 160 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [Qd 5c 7d]
*** TURN *** [Qd 5c 7d] [2h]
*** RIVER *** [Qd 5c 7d 2h] [Jc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
BigHeeb91: shows [6s Ac] (high card Ace)
jcs11204: shows [Tc 9d] (high card Queen)
BigHeeb91 collected 1080 from side pot
ALEXBRONK: shows [6h Kh] (high card King)
BigHeeb91 said, "YES"
BigHeeb91 collected 830 from main pot
jcs11204 said, "there u go"
*** SUMMARY *** Total pot 1910 Main pot 830. Side pot 1080. Rake 0 Board [Qd 5c 7d 2h Jc]
Seat 1: ALEXBRONK (big blind) showed [6h Kh] and lost with high card King
Seat 3: BigHeeb91 showed [6s Ac] and won (1910) with high card Ace
Seat 5: jcs11204 (button) showed [Tc 9d] and lost with high card Queen
Seat 6: zambiaod (small blind) folded before Flop
BigHeeb91 said, "thats how its supposed to work donk"
BigHeeb91 said, "the only hands you've won is when you were way behind and got lucky... you have such skill"
PokerStars Game #12740812810: Tournament #64646842, $12+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2007/10/20 - 13:58:46 (ET)
Table '64646842 2' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 3: BigHeeb91 (1610 in chips)
Seat 4: benderbot95 (2621 in chips)
Seat 5: jcs11204 (1570 in chips)
Seat 6: zambiaod (6445 in chips)
benderbot95: posts small blind 50
jcs11204: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to BigHeeb91 [Ad 9h]
zambiaod: raises 100 to 200
BigHeeb91: calls 200
benderbot95: folds
jcs11204: raises 1370 to 1570 and is all-in
zambiaod: folds
BigHeeb91: calls 1370
BigHeeb91 said, "HOLD"
BigHeeb91 said, "HOLD"
*** FLOP *** [Kc 2d Ks]
BigHeeb91 said, "HOLD"
BigHeeb91 said, "HOLD"
*** TURN *** [Kc 2d Ks] [Qc]
*** RIVER *** [Kc 2d Ks Qc] [7c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
jcs11204: shows [5h Ah] (a pair of Kings)
BigHeeb91: shows [Ad 9h] (a pair of Kings - Ace+Queen+Nine kicker)
BigHeeb91 said, "donkey"
BigHeeb91 collected 3390 from pot
BigHeeb91 said, "GET OFF MY TABLE"
*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 3390 Rake 0 Board [Kc 2d Ks Qc 7c]
Seat 3: BigHeeb91 (button) showed [Ad 9h] and won (3390) with a pair of Kings
Seat 4: benderbot95 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: jcs11204 (big blind) showed [5h Ah] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 6: zambiaod folded before Flop